Pretty fun. Just as stressful as real life, but at least here it only lasts a few minutes. Retired in 10 minutes or so without getting fired once (I guess the aim training paid off); now I’m at the beach enjoying the sunset before the cardiac arrest comes to take me away.
BTW, the loading screen got stuck for a bit and I didn’t realize I was looking at a progress bar, so I was about to close it thinking it was bugged. In case it happens to someone else, just wait a few seconds.
← Return to game
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
The job applications you write are really funny!
Wish life was that easy
funny. but why does retiring not stop the calls?
Maybe the dream of early retirement was a scam...
VERY NICE AND FUN
That was a fun one. I love the idea.
I'm glad you liked it!
Pretty fun. Just as stressful as real life, but at least here it only lasts a few minutes. Retired in 10 minutes or so without getting fired once (I guess the aim training paid off); now I’m at the beach enjoying the sunset before the cardiac arrest comes to take me away.
BTW, the loading screen got stuck for a bit and I didn’t realize I was looking at a progress bar, so I was about to close it thinking it was bugged. In case it happens to someone else, just wait a few seconds.
Cheers!
The screen is cut off at 1920x1080. Glad you can move the icons)
The viewport should scale properly now. Thanks for mentioning this problem!